Rich said:

> Kim said:
> > Sean Connery's getting on a bit - maybe Harrison Ford (old, but still
> > got a bit of life left in him).
> 
> Done.

NOOOOOOO!!!!  Harrison Ford is way past it.  Someone else, someone else!
How about Kevin Spacey?

> > ... one really long panning shot following a soldier running bravely
> > through all the carnage, ducking swords, leaping over carcasses,
> > sidestepping lances, and finally diving in front of a bullet to save
> > his leader.
> 
> Good. Good.

We need to have the camera's POV be the bullet, so we can follow it through
the air, into the soldier, through his heart, then out his back.  The
camera POV stops just as the bullet exits the body, so we see the bullet
continue on away from us, as the screen gradually gets covered with blood
and the soldier falls.

> Perhaps we could have a slot that is _actually_ cult TV. We could invite
> in representatives of the Scientologists, Hare Krishnas, Jehovah's
> Witnesses, Temple of Barney, Church of England and other scary cults and
> try to make them convert each other whilst various cultureniks are
> sarcastic about the entire thing.

LOL!  Excellent!

Amanda
VFP Barney, The Most Subversive And Evil Force Known To Mankind