Jim said: > > Or..MAYBE...there are still German submariners who have survived all these > > years by eating each other and have evolved into giant mutants... > > Yeah yeah yeah! Because, see, this pertickler u-boat was carrying Super > Sekrit Scientists away to Carry On The Fight, and the scientists have > Glowing Yellow Goo (come on. green would be too obvious.) that can turn > them into Hulk-able Nazi Ubermenschen who are Huge and Blonde and Verbose. > And Syphylitic. Ja...supeeerrrior cherman enchineeerrrink! > Damn... that's almost filmable, and better than Titanic. Indeed...not that that's saying much...but Titanic didn't have cannibalism OR hulk-outs! > I'll also state that _U-571_ looks like it might be Acceptable. Ergo, it > will suck. Nonsense. It's a submarine movie, and therefore, by definition, at very least cool to look at. Just like space movies! Flix about closed-space environments make it easy for the viewer to relate to the characters, and when bad stuff happens, you know the only thing anyone could do is get their shit together. I'm looking forward to it, not least because I should have finished _Cryptonomicon_ by then, and it should all tie in nicely. The Brit soldier who really recovered the Enigma machine off a German U-boat during the war was apparently the technical advisor, so it's possible that _U-571_ might even be remotely accurate! He's also got a cameo - his name is NOT Robert Paulson, but David Balme. > Jim > xROU Not Touching That Shipname With A Ten Foot Pole (named Bruno) You got it then? Amanda VFP Das Boot (Canadian Version)