Jim said:

> So _Hulkable Nazi Ubermenschen from the Wrecked Old Sub_ will do it one
> better by haveing at least one utterly gratuitous shower scene, preferably
> with an actress whose only scene is that one.  

erm...just a slight note of credibility here...how did this chick get on
the sub?  Was she maybe disguised as a man?  Hey!  It's like _Twelfth
Night_, only on a submarine, with cannibalism and Hulk-outs!  If we can get
Kenneth Branagh to be in it, we'll corner the market on Shakespearian
comedy-set-in-a-sunken-Nazi-submarine-with-cannibals-and-mutants!

And since I'm an
> equal-opportunity smutprovider, I'll also include at least one Acceptable
> Man with a bared tuchus -- mayhap he'll be excaping from the Cannibalism
> Room.  Suggestions open.

Well...you know mine...there's a Cannibalism Room?  Will it be labelled as
such in German?

> And DiCaprio will be in it and will die an embarrassing death early in the
> movie.

...like before the opening credits?

> > Nonsense.  It's a submarine movie, and therefore, by definition, at very
> > least cool to look at.  Just like space movies! 
> 
> ...such as _Starship Troopers_.  And _Star Trek V_.

Okay...but _Stardreck Troopers_ wasn't really a space movie, most of the
(laughably awful) action takes place on the planet-of-the-bugs, and _Star
Trek_ of any denomination doesn't count, 'cause it's Star Trek.

> That is precisely why it is condemned to suck.

But maybe it won't!

> Jim
> xGCU DOS Boot (Redmond version)

*snicker* oldie, but goodie.

Amanda
VFP ReBoot