I propose this as the final solution to our collective obsessions:

An ideal film would involve a scene were a main character is piloting a 
helicopter and suddenly realises there is a slow-acting poison in his 
bloodstream. Panicking, and losing perceptive powers rapidly, he scrabbles 
desperately around the helicopter in vain for The Antidote, but in doing so 
knocks the controls of the helicopter, causing it to bounce off of a nearby 
cliff face. The helicopters controls catch fire in the resulting collision 
(movie rule #1843 - all control panels on any mechanised vehicle must catch 
fire instantly in event of a collision or other sizable mishap), and also 
our hero catches fire. Flailing heroically but uselessly around the 
helicopter, on fire, he then jumps out of it and, as it continues its 
crippled descent to the ground and a big SFX bill, our hero, by now Poisoned 
and Burning and being shot on the way down by some passing baddies, lands in 
a vat of acid and explodes. He drags himself out the vat of acid -- 
exploding burning and melting, the poison also killing him off, and still 
being shot in the face and chest by several baddies -- and stays alive just 
long enough to see the helicopter, filmed from an impressive array of camera 
angles, spectacularly crash into a big neon-lit billboard as he breathes his 
last.
Later on, someone who also subscribes to ABIB comes past, sees the mess, and 
sheds a tear for his hideously mutilated and decidedly dead colleague (only 
kidding!).

Brendan

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