Amanda Lowery wrote:

> "No no, dahlink, Phil is just SO five minutes ago, I hear 
> Metallica are looking to do a soundtrack, though..."

Maybe AC/DC are up for it.

> *brainstorm*...how could we have been so STUPID!  We need to have the
> Nazi Vampire Submariner Cannibals turn into GIANT LOBSTERS when they
> hulk-out!!!

It just keeps getting better . . . 

BTW, with your and Roxanne's involvement, and if the Morisette pens the
soundtrack, will the film have the Required Canadian Content to obtain
funding from Ottowa?  If it does, and this is only a suggestion, I'd like to
see an arbitrary assemblage of free-lance disaffected Canadian commandos
(emblem: a skull inside a maple leaf, like I saw on a TV advertisement for a
video of hockey fights) who make an attempt to storm the U-Boot and fight
the NVSC-GLs but are distracted by a case of German beer what comes floating
out.  Then the DiCaprio, brought back to life by the smell of boiling
lobster, presses the button marked Nicht Stossen, Arschloch! and a time warp
ensues and the entire Munich Bierhalle lands with a fountaining splash in
the North Atlantic, causing the manly German U-Booters to exchange uneasy
glances and go home, feeling a vague sense of embarassment and ennui,
ignoring Hitler's ranting and raving.

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Gryffyd
xROU Fuck tha critics