Brendan said:

> I propose this as the final solution to our collective obsessions:
> 
> a vat of acid and explodes. He drags himself out the vat of acid -- 
> exploding burning and melting, the poison also killing him off, and still 
> being shot in the face and chest by several baddies -- and stays alive just 
> long enough to see the helicopter, filmed from an impressive array of camera 
> angles, spectacularly crash into a big neon-lit billboard as he breathes his 
> last.

Excellent!  Just plain brilliant!

One or two suggestions:

- the poison should come from the Big Macs From Mars 
- given that this is supposed to be the final solution to our collective
obsessions, you neglected to include Oasis, LINUX, religion, DVDs and an
aubergine wearing leather trousers (that takes care of both of Eccles'
obsessions).

Amanda
VFP Oh, And Of Course Gary Sinise Will Play The Guy