>If we can get
>Kenneth Branagh to be in it, we'll corner the market on Shakespearian
>comedy-set-in-a-sunken-Nazi-submarine-with-cannibals-and-mutants!

'Sounds great in a Hamlet meets Crimson Tide sort of way. I'll get my people 
to talk to your people and we'll do lunch. Stephen and Ridley are already 
interested and Bruce is as well, as long as we ditch the 'to be or not to 
be' stuff apparently it tested badly with the preview audiences in 
Boise,Idaho and we've got to cut the Ophelia suicide so as to avoid a R18 
certificate. Who's this Shakespeare guy anyway? Wasn't he with Ovitz over at 
William Morris? Anyway, have you met Gwyneth? She just *loves* your work 
and......'

> > And DiCaprio will be in it and will die an embarrassing death >early in 
>the
> > movie.
>...like before the opening credits?

"Leo? So nineties. When we played the 'Leo's excruciatingly slow and painful 
death scene' the test audiences' approval ratings went through the roof - 
last time we saw an 8.4 was when Neve Cambell got it together with that 
other girl in..."
Sorry folks, I think my agent's interfering again...
:-)
PhilD
xROU(d) The Player

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