James Battista wrote:

> > > And DiCaprio will be in it and will die an embarrassing death early in the
> > > movie.
> >
> > ...like before the opening credits?
> 
> And again at regular intervals throughout.

That would be like, art, dude.

But seriously, if I was Di Caprio.. no wait, that is a scary thought,
if I was in the same situation as Di Caprio -- extremely popular for
some strange reason, but with just as big a crowd of folks who hate me
-- I would accept a movie role where just this sort of thing happens
(i.e. I get kilt dead several times), and in an interview somewhere I
would claim that I did it "for my fans". (phew one big sentence).
The anti- Di Caprio crowd would just *love* to be thought of as
fans...

Hmm, this whole concept sounded a lot cooler before I wrote it down,
but i guess you guys know what I mean.

Cheers.

Paul Morrison
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