Roxanne said:
> Maybe the computer on the helicopter could have a virus which causes
> all the internal wiring to melt and then it plunges down a steep cliff
> bouncing off the rock face several times and exploding and slinging
> bits of itself in all directions; meanwhile the man, who has pushed
> out the woman pilot at the top of the cliff, is busy sucking the
> poison out of her ankle when she comes to and in a quick reflex action
> she boots him over the edge. He grabs and hangs on to a burning bush,
> just long enough to catch on fire himself before he decides to let go
> and try to bounce himself off that lower ledge. Oops missed, he's
> falling now, but fortunately his parachute flys open and he sails
> gently down into a raging river which douses the flames but carries
> him over the waterfall where he drowns. The woman looks closely at the
> snake lying dead nearby, stupid garter snake. She gets up and walks
> away, limping.

This reminds me of my new film plot. There's this huge passenger ship,
and it's sinking. There is general panic, and lovers being separated
forever and all that slushy stuff. But there's also an assassination
squad of psychopathic vampires onboard who want to take out a Cardinal
of the Congregation of the Doctrine of the Faith (that's the
Inquisition to you and me) who's travelling on the ship. And get this:
the Cardinal is a smart guy so he blesses the ocean, turning it all into
holy water. The great torrents rushing through the corridors of the
stricken vessel now cause vampires to spontaneously burst into flames...

Rich
MSV _Titanic_ Meets _From Dusk Till Dawn_