>Gryffyd said: > >> BTW, with your and Roxanne's involvement, and if the Morisette pens the >> soundtrack, will the film have the Required Canadian Content to obtain >> funding from Ottowa? If it does, and this is only a suggestion, I'd like to >> see an arbitrary assemblage of free-lance disaffected Canadian commandos >> (emblem: a skull inside a maple leaf, like I saw on a TV advertisement for a >> video of hockey fights) who make an attempt to storm the U-Boot and fight >> the NVSC-GLs but are distracted by a case of German beer what comes floating >> out. Then the DiCaprio, brought back to life by the smell of boiling >> lobster, presses the button marked Nicht Stossen, Arschloch! and a time warp >> ensues and the entire Munich Bierhalle lands with a fountaining splash in >> the North Atlantic, causing the manly German U-Booters to exchange uneasy >> glances and go home, feeling a vague sense of embarassment and ennui, >> ignoring Hitler's ranting and raving. > >Oh...my...GAWD!!! I'm sitting here at my desk, with my face bright red >(LOBSTER coloured), absolutely *killing* myself laughing. I just hope >nobody asks me what's so funny, since I'm not sure I know how to explain >it. > >*wiping tears* *wiping nose-spurtaged water off keyboard* > >You guys are the best. > >Amanda >VFP Group Hug ***** Can someone write in a scene where DieCaprio is floating (not quite dead) in outer space when he is caught by that little space pod from 2001 which has lobster claws instead of those articulated grippers. It could have the maple leaf flag with the skull in the middle 3M'd on the sides. You could have SLJ behind the wheel going on and on about what he will do to him when he gets him back inside the motherfuckership. Ciao, Roxanne ROU Heineken High